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Freaky

Freaky

I’ve spent the past year of my life doing things around people because I couldn’t make them mad. I can’t get a dog because they will get mad. I can’t watch TV in the livingroom because they will get mad. I can’t rearrange the house or they will get mad but the second anyone else does anything and I don’t like it, I just have to deal with it because they will get mad.

*2

shit just got weird in my life. 

BUT FUCKING AWESOME AT THE SAME TIME. 

*27

Nickea

You may think I’m joking but you’re seriously so beautiful I want to barf. I really might not be able to stop myself from scissoring you when I finally get to touch your milky flesh.

Sometimes I wish.

Sometimes I wish.

*1

I don’t know how many people have experienced this but going from being super fat to losing a significant amount of weight, but switching from years of fat mentality to a not fat mentality is really hard to do. I can understand why so many attempts to lose weight fail.

This just happened to me

This just happened to me

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Abita was mad at beau

Abita was mad at beau

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